Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Over the years I have been searching for family-friendly
Star Trek jokes (by which I mean those you would feel comfortable
in telling your four-year-old AND your grandmother). I have
collected many from the internet, from books, and from the final
frontier. A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counselor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information. Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken! [http://www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=STjokes]